Farnsworth's Personal Assistant Services

For those movers and shakers whose vision outstrips their ability to schedule a lunch, **Farnsworth McKnight** offers unmatched organizational prowess and dedicated foresight. He manages the schedules of titans, the diaries of dynamos, and the emotional support for those who *almost* remembered to put milk on the shopping list.

⚠️ Current Service Status: BOOKED ⚠️
Due to an ancient, ironclad blood-oath pact, Mr. McKnight is currently retained exclusively by the demanding schedule of **Felix S.** The terms are non-negotiable: *whichever of the two friends achieves colossal wealth first, secures the other as their lifetime personal aide.* Please check back when *someone* finally gets their seed funding.